November 24, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity by
Even if you haven’t seen the Tom Cruise/Rebecca De Mornay 1983 classic Risky Business, you know about the sliding across the floor in your socks in a white button down shirt and undies while pretending to sing “Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll” by Bob Seger bit. It’s been done in a million different ways and frankly, it’s getting kind of old. But then Elsa Hosk goes and does it and it seems so new and so fresh.
I'm not sure what it is about Elsa Hosk’s take on this classic bit, but damn, it’s working. I can't tell you the number of times I’ve seen someone else do a parody, and it just falls flat. Not this one. I would say this one has the opposite effect; it will stand the test of time and probably be a closer no. 2 to the original. So, hats off to you, Elsa Hosk, you and your tight panties that show off a good amount of butt cheek, your pokies coming through your white shirt, the way your ass shakes ever so as you slide across the floor - yes, you, Elsa Hosk, have made it your own. And that is what makes it so beautiful.
Normally we all frown upon cliché and overused bits, but I believe this time around we are willing to overlook Elsa Hosk and her Risky Business tribute. You know, "overlook" is the wrong phrase, ain’t nobody overlooking Elsa Hosk in panties.