November 15, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity by
Fishing seems like something that doesn’t really need any kind of improvements or ways to make it “cool and hip.” After all, it’s fishing. It’s something I believe is meant to be quiet and peaceful. (I don’t really know, I don’t fish.) Yet spearfishing is totally a thing, and while we could go on and on about whether or not it’s a good thing, why don’t we stare at Hilary Duff holding some fish in a bikini instead?
Apparently Hilary Duff went spearfishing, and honestly I don’t know which is hotter: Hilary Duff in a bikini or the idea of Hilary Duff in a bikini hurling a spear with all her might into the water. I guess I’m going to have to go with Hilary Duff in bikini because there is no photographic or video evidence of her throwing a spear at some fish (that I know of). So, until said day, we’ll have to go with Hilary Duff in a bikini as hotter. You know, it’s cool and all that Hilary Duff is trying new things, but does she know she’s doesn’t have to catch her own lunch? There are restaurants and grocery stores stocked full of fish.
I don’t know if this whole spearfishing thing was a one-time deal, but I believe the only thing left after regular fishing and spearfishing is noodling. But I will say if Hilary Duff does noodle in a bikini, it will probably never look sexier.