November 10, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity by
Damn it, Adrianne Curry, here I am ready to get all my sweaters out, thinking about raking leaves, and already planning what to get people for the winter holidays - and you have to go and rock a bikini on Instagram. Could you at least wear a cardigan with that bikini to help us forget summer is gone?
I’m sure it’s warm wherever Adrianne Curry currently is - I bet she lives somewhere where they don’t really have seasons and it’s warm all year round. And why wouldn’t she? She has a body that was made for wearing bikinis and probably wants to wear one all the time. I’m grateful that Adrianne Curry resides in a place where she can display her incredible cleavage all year round, but it just makes me miss summer so damn much. Sure, I could move, but all I know are the challenges that trying to find a new place to live. I guess I’m just going to have to figure out a way to be OK with seeing Adrianne Curry in a bikini during cold weather.
I think it might need to try some exposure therapy. I’m just going to spend hours at a time staring at Adrianne Curry in bikini until I have no reaction to it. Well, I couldn’t not have a reaction to Adrianne Curry in bikini - I’m alive after all - but I could learn to be okay with it. Guess there is only one way to find out...