January 18, 2017 | Posted in Pornstars by
Happy Election Day! Hopefully, voting for the candidates and issues you care about went smoothly and the United States of America does not head into some miasma of despair based on the election results. While that all gets sorted out, you should totally take a minute to reward your participation in our democracy by picking yourself up a sex toy to make your fall bedroom doings more interesting. Here are options that I recommend you check out.
This is Doc Johnson's Prince Yahshua Ultraskyn 10.5" Dildo. The dildo is molded off of the man's legendary erection, which he is using above inside Mercedes Carrera in Third Degree Films' "Affirmative Action". It's made of TPE and you will want to have some water-based lube handy for use with this beauty of a fake cock. It is strap-on harness compatible and has a detachable suction cup base, which is a very handy feature. It has a firm core with a soft exterior, like a real cock and this is as close to the man's real thing as many of us are likely to get in this lifetime. It retails for $79.95.
Here we have the official Motley Crue Girls Girls Girls 10 Function Bullet Vibrator from the fine people at Lovehoney. I like to have a bullet vibe in my makeup bag, just in case the situation arises out in the world where I want to get off by myself somewhere. This is one badass item to have stored in there. It is a strong little vibe with ten different vibrating patterns and it runs on a single AAA battery. You can pick one up for $24.99 which is more expensive than a lot of bullet vibes of this ilk but Vince Neil probably has a mortgage to pay so support that and buy this. Speaking of portable....
This cute set is Kama Sutra's Love Essentials Romantic Travel Purse. It costs $27.95 and the cardboard-packaged set includes smaller sized portions of some solid fan favorite Kama Sutra products. You get a small bottle of the Oil of Love in Raspberry Kiss, a small tube of the Pleasure Balm in Raspberry Kiss, a small container of the company's legendary Honey Dust in Raspberry Kiss with a cute little feather duster to apply it to your sweetie's skin, a small bottle of Love Liquid water-based lube, and a small tube of Intensify Plus Female Arousal Warming Gel. This set is a super way to try these products before you spring for a full-sized item and they are also great for purse stashing/travel.
This? Not so portable in your purse, most likely. It's Topco's Farrah Abraham 7X Rabbit Vibe. This is a hardcore, solid rabbit vibe that uses four AA batteries and will cost you $67.95. Whatever your feelings about the Teen Mom star are, this is a damn fine classic rabbit vibe and really, once you toss the packaging, there's no Abraham to be had with this. What you get is a reliable rabbit made of body-safe TPE with great textures to and all kinds of vibration, pulsation, and bead-whirring choices. Pick up some water-based lube to use with this one, for sure.
Looking for a new male masturbator option that isn't shaped like a fake body part? You really should pick up the Zolo Stax Mix N' Match Masturbator. This starter kit will run you $49.95 and you can make it into any texture that you want it to be with the interchangeable sections and you can add new ones at any time to shake things up with the textures. You can use a single ring or all three and these are super easy to clean. It's made of TPE and you will want to have some water-based lube handy for these very cool toys.
Need some condoms? Pick up these One Legend XL Condoms from the Tom of Finland collection and you get twelve top-notch condoms for $16.95. These are made for larger, longer and wider cocks and have an easier to roll than usual flare shape - and anything that makes a condom easier to unroll is a blessing. These are made of a fancy latex that accommodates the lube that is on them gorgeously. These are smooth and lovely and your purchase supports the Tom of Finland Foundation which protects and preserves erotic art.
Lastly, if you did not get your (heh) fill of monsters this Halloween, check out NS Novelties' Renegade Monster Meat Long Vibe. This foot-long vibe is available in blue or black and will cost you $38. It has two motors in the shaft, is waterproof, made of TPE, and you can use your favorite water-based lube with this beauty. It runs on two AA batteries and is super for banging one's own ass with. So much fun.
Enjoy some new toys and stay safe out there!
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