More Proof Tan Lines Are Amazing: Adriana Cernanova Topless

What Makes Adriana Cernanova's Boobs So Great? Tan Lines!

You know what I don’t mind? Sounding like a broken record when it comes to talking about the pure and total awesomeness of tan lines. Yep, it’s time to buckle up again because I’m going to go on and on and on about Adriana Cernanova and her awesome tan lines.  

Of course, if you already agree with me and/or you are tired of hearing me blabber on about tan lines, feel free to just stare at Adriana Cernanova’s awesome breasts. But while you are staring at them, I’d like you to think about what makes them so awesome, so worth of your gaze, so fantastically great. Yes, the Marilyn Monroe inspired photo shoot is great. I agree that the lighting, make-up, and see-through fabric are also great additions to the pictures. Sure, they have a great shape to them - they appear to be a wonderful size (her nipples aren’t too big or too small). Yes, Adriana Cernanova has a great pair of breasts, but that’s not what’s making them incredible. It’s the tan lines!  

Look, people, we just all need to agree on this. Tan lines are fantastic and they make Adriana Cernanova go from super hot topless to oh-my-god-I-can’t-believe-how-lucky-I-am-to-be-alive-to-see-Adriana-Cernanova’s-breasts-with-tan-lines!

Photos via GQ Portugal