October 11, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity by
Can I be honest with you guys? Of course I can - you guys love it when I’m honest with you, that’s what makes us such great friends. Anyway, I’ve been thinking a lot about Kristen Stewart recently and I thought maybe it would pass, but now this picture from Elle is in front of me and I think it means I need to keep thinking about her.
It all started not that long ago when I read an interview with Kristen Stewart talking about her sex scenes and being nude on screen in her upcoming movie Personal Shopper, and I just keep wondering what those scenes are going to be. How much of Kristen Stewart are we going to see? Will Kristen Stewart be topless? Will we see Kristen Stewart’s ass as she gets out of the shower? Will the gods look on us kindly and give a full frontal view of a nude Kristen Stewart? These questions were keeping me up at night and right when I think I can go about my business with Kristen Stewart in my head, there’s her cleavage. The cycle starts up again and there’s nothing I can do about it.
You know, maybe this is a sign I need to think more about Kristen Stewart. Maybe revisit some of her nude scenes, look at some sexy photo spreads. There is only one way to find out - guess I better clear up my weekend.
Photo via Elle