Warren Beatty: A Man-Whore’s Conquests in Review

September 30, 2016
HOLLY-KINGSTOWN

Warren Beatty Has Fucked So Much Pussy

Performer/director Warren Beatty is out there in the world promoting his first movie in almost two decade called "Rules Don't Apply". He wrote, directed and stars in the thing, where he plays Howard Hughes. I definitely will be watching this at some point - the cast is just full of great talents like Beatty's wife Annette Bening, Taissa Farmiga, Alec Baldwin, and Martin Sheen.

The movie hits theaters in late November and Beatty is out there doing interviews to promote the thing. He did one recently for senior citizen publication AARP The Magazine and the subject of his epic sexual conquests came up. Here's what said about that.

He insists there is wild hyperbole in his reputation as a manslut and disputes the mathematics of the 12,775 women one of his biographers, Peter Biskind, has claimed for him. "Think about it, sleeping with 12,775 people," he says, not without a certain amount of glee. "That would mean not just that there were multiple people a day, but that there was no repetition."

So let's say, for the sake of argument, it wasn't 12,775. Let's say it was a few hundred. Why is every star biography, every tabloid report, about what a great lover he was? And why is it nobody seems mad at him? Forget the quantity; everyone wants to know the secret of bedding half of Hollywood and not having them want you dead.

Beatty just blinks at me innocently, with a kind of guileless sincerity. It's the look he gives pretty much everyone in Shampoo. "Look, I never misled anyone," he says. "And . . . and I'm a nice guy."

So this seemed like an excellent time to look at some of the hot famous chicks that he has experienced in his lifetime.

Joan Collins

Collins was briefly engaged to Beatty back in the 1960s and last year, she auctioned off love letters that he wrote her back when they were a couple. In her memoir Passion For Life, Collins said this about her sex life with Beatty:

Although I wasn’t madly in love with Warren, he and I were actually very compatible, even if he needed to have sex several times a day, which often wore me out.

Go, Warren!

Natalie Wood

Beatty and Wood starred together in "Splendor In The Grass" while Wood's marriage to Robert Wagner was fizzling out. In an unauthorized biography of Beatty titled The Sexiest Man Alive, the two allegedly had a very rocky relationship. At one point , Beatty is said to have bailed on Wood at the legendary Hollywood restaurant Chasen's to bang "a bosomy checkroom girl . . . for what turned out to be a three-day orgy.”

Julie Christie

The two met in 1966 and went on the star together in "Shampoo" and "Heaven Can Wait". A director friend urged Christie to break up with Beatty, saying in a letter to her that Beatty went through women "like a businessman through a dozen oysters".

Diane Keaton

The two starred together in his epic "Reds" and mentioned her time with Beatty in her memoir titled Let's Just Say That It Wasn't Pretty where she called their breakup "bittersweet." She gives the impression in the book that she loved the man and well, good for her.

Cher

(The image above is probably of Cher's boobs. Nice boobs!) Cher speaks openly about losing her virginity to Beatty during their brief romance when she was just sixteen years old. He "ran her off the street with his car", she said in a television interview promoting her memoir Closer To The Truth. He was 25 years old when they dated and she refers to Beatty as "adorable."

Madonna

The two were together for almost a year and a half, and she appeared in 1990's "Dick Tracy" that he directed and starred in, and he appears briefly in her infamous "Madonna: Truth Or Dare" documentary. Sean Penn was reportedly jealous of the affair and would trail Beatty and Madonna around when the two went on dates in public. In the unauthorized biography Star: The Life and Wild Times of Warren Beatty, author Biskind tells this story of Madonna and Beatty's sexy doings.

“As Madonna reportedly recounted to a friend, Beatty called her from the car and said, ‘I’m half a mile from your house. Take off your panties.’ A few minutes later, he called again: ‘I’m four blocks from your house. Take off your bra.’ And again, when he pulled up outside her Malibu home: ‘Now I wanted you to go downstairs and unlock the door. Then I want you to lie on your bed and wait for me to come to you and make love to you like you’ve never been made love to before.’”

Yeah, wow.