All Theme Parks Lack Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal in Bikinis

August 19, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity by jack-blackbush


For Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal, I'd Buy a Season Pass

If I am being completely honest (and you know I’m always honest with you guys), theme parks are not my thing. I don’t much like standing in lines under a hot sun. Rides have never been my thing. All the food is terrible and really overpriced. But my biggest gripe about theme parks is that whenever I go, Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal are never there in bikinis.  


Seriously, it doesn’t matter what theme park I go to - Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal are their amazing cleavages aren’t at the park. It doesn’t matter what time of year or what time of day, no matter what I do, I am never at the park when Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal are looking sexy in the hottest bikinis ever. And I would totally not mind dropping 80 bucks to spend the day in the sun on terrible rides eating crappy food if Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal were there in bikinis. I really don’t think I’m asking too much.  


Some people love rollercoasters, some people love all the dumb games, but if I’m going to spend all day at a theme park I want there to be something I love - and I love staring at Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal in bikinis. Hell, if any theme park had Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal in bikinis, I’d buy a season pass.   

Photos via Sports Illustrated  

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