August 17, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity by
I have always wondered how people in the magazine industry come up with the ideas for who is going to be on the cover. I assume it’s actually not that hard because it seems like the answer always appears to be Jessica Alba in a bikini.
I'm not complaining about this - Jessica Alba in a bikini, even if it’s just a bikini bottom and a sweater, is always great. It just seems like everyone is doing it. Though it could just be bandwagoning, or maybe every single magazine uses the advertising agency. But you know what it probably is? Jessica Alba’s ass. Think about it (or should I say, look at it). Jessica Alba has a fantastic bikini ass. It’s probably one of the finest bikini asses any of us have ever seen. Why would you not want to showcase Jessica Alba’s rear end in a bikini? Doesn’t matter what kind of magazine you are - you can always, always use Jessica Alba in a bikini to promote whatever.
So, whoever came up with the idea of using Jessica Alba in a bikini on their cover or in the pages of their magazine, we congratulate you. You, sir or ma’am, are a visionary and you gave the world something that no one can ever, ever truly thank you for.
Photos via Allure