Okay, This McKayla Maroney Instagram Post Is All-American

McKayla Maroney's Cleavage Is Way Better Than Fireworks

If I was asked to write an essay defining America, I wouldn’t actually use any words. Instead I would simply put this Instagram post of McKayla Maroney in a bikini as my answer.  

Sure, there is no flag, no fireworks, none of the things one typically associates with America or celebrating our independence, but I would like to present a argument that this McKayla Maroney bikini pic is more American that anything else. First off, McKayla Maroney is an Olympic athlete. She was won medals for our country, proving that the United States is the best country at whatever gymnastic event she won. Second, McKayla Maroney is beautiful, one might say she has “all-American, girl-next-door” good looks. I really don’t think there’s any disagreement on that point. And lastly she’s in a bikini showing off her amazing bikini body and spectacular cleavage. If that doesn’t make you want to stand up and give McKayla Maroney a salute, then maybe you aren’t an American.  

Personally I’m not a big fan of fireworks so, maybe it’s time to replace them with images of McKayla Maroney in a bikini. Of course, there are other bikini-clad celebrities that could help us celebrate the 4th, like Katharine McPhee, for instance. Cleavage is way, way better than fireworks, especially the cleavage of an Olympic medalist.

Via McKayla Maroney on Instagram