Only in Florida: Pay for It Now or Pay for It Later

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union. 

There is a bit of a stigma about men using sex toys, but there really shouldn’t be. It’s not that big of a deal—women us sex toys solo or with someone, so why shouldn't a man be able to do the same thing?  

Florida resident Christopher Masters was arrested at a Spencer’s Gifts back in December after he was caught putting an Arouz’d screw butt plug and an Arouz’d stroker can down his shorts. Of course, Masters isn’t the first person to be caught trying to steal sex toys, but Masters admitted to store security and the police that he had enough money to pay for the items, but he was embarrassed because he wanted to buy sex toys.  

So, instead of spending around $30 bucks to get two items that would have brought hours and hours of pleasure, Masters was arrested for theft and his bond was set at $500 bucks. Yep, rather than be embarrassed for a few minutes and spend less, Masters went to jail and spent more for his sex toys.  

Be proud of what turns you on; you’re an adult. And when you’re an adult, you shouldn’t be afraid to buy things that make you happy, especially in the sack with yourself or other people. They way I look at it, if you are too embarrassed to buy it, then you are too embarrassed to use it. Also, Spencer’s Gifts is still a thing? And they sell sex toys? Maybe they only do in Florida.

Via Huffington Post