Vivid Radio Hosts Choose Baseball Dream Team

Batter Up!

The hosts of Vivid Radio have selected their own all-star-ish baseball team of hot male ball players that they would love to bang. I personally haven't really ever thought of those guys that way, but I personally believe that the length of a baseball game can be just torturous, so getting turned on by one of these guys is just off the table for me. 

Lucky for you, these porn stars feel differently. Here are 

The radio hosts/porn stars chose a nine player team, listed below in alphabetical order along with comments from some of the hosts, so you can get a sense for why they chose this team:

"Paul Goldschmidt, first baseman for the Arizona Diamondbacks. “I’m already accused of being a gold digger so I might as well dig Goldschmidt.” --Brandy Aniston.

Dee Gordon, second baseman for the Miami Marlins. “His name reminds me of G. Gordon Liddy and I’m a Watergate buff so that sort of makes sense.” --Kristina Rose.

Evan Longoria, third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays. “He’s married to a Playboy Playmate so I’m goin’ for the double play. Get it?” --Ash Hollywood.

Andrew McCutchen, center fielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates. “He seems like a thoroughly decent guy that I could have fun messing up.”--Ana Foxxx.

Buster Posey, catcher for the San Francisco Giants. “Catchers spend the whole game bending over and being on their knees. Can I have one of those guys?”--Aiden Starr.

Giancarlo Stanton, right fielder for the Miami Marlins. “Classy, a throwback. He’s like a Dimaggio and I could be Marilyn.”--Christy Canyon.

Trevor Story, shortstop for the Colorado Rockies. “He’s a brand new rookie who seems like a virgin to me.”--Julia Ann.

Noah Syndergaard, pitcher for the New York Mets. “They call him THOR and he looks like a movie star super hero. I’m into that hair and the muscles.”--Annie Cruz.

Mike Trout, center fielder for the Los Angeles Angels. “He’s the best player. I’m not into baseball so, if I‘m going to do one of the players it should be the best, right?”--Katie Morgan."

So yeah, play ball by listening to Vivid Radio online or on Sirius channel 791.

The image of host Rose above appears here courtesy of Hard X.