Only in Florida: I Would Do Anything for Love

But I'll Even Commit a Felony

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

There is nothing like being in love. You know that warm, fuzzy feeling when you think you've found the right person. You would do anything for that person. You would move mountains, walk 1,000 miles just to be at their door, and if the case of Florida woman Deniz Martinez, call in a bomb threat so you don't have to take a piss test.

Jason Drake, the lucky man to be in love with Miss Martinez, was scheduled to pee in a cup at 8 a.m., but when he was unable to go, he was told that he couldn't leave the building until he had to whiz. Six hours later, Drake still didn't have to go, so he convinced Martinez to call and say there was a bomb in the building. The entire building was evacuated and the Winter Haven police arrived to search the building, only to find out 30 minutes later that there was no bomb.

Somehow the officers where able to put together that Martinez called 911 and made it all up. She admitted as much when she was arrested at her apartment later that day. She has charged with filing a false report concerning planting a bomb and that charge just so happens to be a felony in the state of Florida. Her loving boyfriend, Mr. Drake, was also arrested for Violation of Probation.

They say that true love is blind and that true love will turn you into a fool . . . a fool who doesn't mind committing a felony so you don't have to pee in a cup. So, the next time you think you've found the one, find out how far they are truly will to go for love.

Via WFLA.com