PornHub Launches Emoji 4 Porn Service

When You Don't Have Time to Search, Now You Can Text

With technology getting better and better most of basically carry around a small computer that make phone calls in our pockets or purses. And with this technology at our fingertips, it has made looking at porn anytime we want really, really, incredibly easy. Now, PornHub is making getting the porn you want even quicker with their Emoji 4 Porn feature.

All you need to select what type of porn video you want—Big Tits, Lesbian, French, Funny—then find the considered emoji (check out the picture below) to send to one of these numbers and the lovely people over at PornHub will send you a link to a video from the category you selected. Well, I don’t know if there is actually a person on another cellphone waiting to get a text, then searching through PornHub’s vast porn library, and then carefully selecting the perfect video just for you. I’m sure it’s like some super computer that follows an algorithm that sends you a random video, but I would dare to say that you’ll still enjoy whatever video the algorithm finds. Also, PornHub is keeping some secrets from you in order to get you to try it out the service, and they have some easter eggs that I assume you will learn after you give it a shot.

This probably great for those who are always on the go and don’t have time to do all that damn typing on their browser to find porn. Save the number, select peach emoji, and wait for your reward. Thanks, PornHub!