Who Would Dare Block Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobs?

Blocking the Boobs of Emily Ratajkowski Should Be a Crime

OK, seriously, what is the name of the mirror company that keeps producing mirrors with black bars on them at correct boob height? Why are they so popular? One would think anything that covered up Emily Ratajkowski’s breasts would instantly be torn down and burned so this horrible act would never happen again.  

Normally I’d wonder why Emily Ratajkowski and her friend (let's call her Shmim Shmardashian) would be topless in what appears to be a public restroom, but this is Emily Ratajkowski. She has some of the finest breasts in the world, in the universe, and possibly of all time. If she feels the need to take them and snap a picture in the mirror, which just so happens to have black bars right at boob height, then so be it. And if she’s with a friend who also wants to do, then they do it. When you have perfect boobs, and I mean grade A, 100 percent awesome, flawless, textbook-perfection boobs, you can do whatever you want them, whenever you want with them. Still, we need to find this mirror maker and put them out of business. Yes, seeing only part of Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs is great, but not as great as seeing all of Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs.  

You can tell me all you want that there are no mirrors with black bars on them to block boobs and that it’s actually some kind of filter you can use on your camera, but I’m not buying it. There is a company out there and for some reason, they want to keep beautiful boobs, like those of Emily Ratajkowski, hidden from the world. We shouldn’t stand for that.  

Via Emily Ratajkowski on Twitter

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