Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobs Are a Great Advertising Tool

Some Would Say Emily Ratajkowski Has the Boobs for Business

At first glance I wondered what Emily Ratajkowski was modeling this time. Perhaps it was some new fashion line or maybe it’s some jewelry or maybe it's auto insurance for all we know. For, you see, it doesn’t matter what someone decides to use Emily Ratajkowski to sell—all that matters is that they decided to use Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs in their ads.  

You know, I find it hard to believe that there might actually a person out there who may have grown tired of Emily Ratajkowski’s incredible boobs. And yes, I said person and I meant person, singular. There is no way in hell that more than one person would be “over” Emily Ratajkowski’s bare breasts. To be honest, it’s most likely that one person still really likes Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs, and they are just pretending to make them seem cool. Well, I’m here to tell you guy pretending not to like Emily Ratajkowski’s nude to get over yourself. It doesn’t make you cool because we all know it’s a big ol’ fat lie. If you can honestly and truly look at even one of Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs without thinking that it is one of the finest boobs you’ve seen then I will give a million dollars. (Note: I will not give anyone a million dollars).  

Whatever these awesome photos are for, good job, advertising department, you made the best choice you could possibly make. Emily Ratajkowski and her fantastic boobs are a great way to sell clothes, shoes, purses, perfume, cookware, vacations, frozen dinners, masking tape, yard sales, tofu crab legs . . . the list goes on for awhile.  

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