March 24, 2016 | Posted in straight by
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Not only to do I get to talk about boobs, but I also get to talk about Paige Marie Evans’ boobs. And not only to do I get to talk about Paige Marie Evans’ boobs, I also get to talk about something I love almost as much as boobs . . . tanlines!
So, for all of you out there who think I’m crazy or don’t understand why tanlines are so sexy or are just tired of hearing me ramble on and on and on about how awesome tanlines are, then go ahead and just click through the pictures of Paige Marie Evans topless. But for those of you willing to wait, or for those who just want to hear me out one more time about why tanlines are awesome, I would like to present yet another piece of evidence proving tanlines are, in fact, the most awesome thing ever. Besides the obvious awesomeness that is Paige Marie Evans tanlines and her perfect breasts, she is also displaying what I like to call the “hiding tanline.” If you notice the small tanline running along the hips of Paige Marie Evans, exposing that she was wearing a different cut bikini while tanning—that is the hiding tanline. I call it hiding tanline because if she was wearing the same bikini bottoms, we would have no clue that it’s there and that fact makes the tanline even hotter.
I have no problem screaming about the awesomeness of tanlines until I am blue in the face. And no one—not one single person—can say that Paige Marie Evans isn’t incredibly hot thanks in part to her awesome tanlines.