Black Socks and Sandals: No. Black Socks and Nude Chelsea Handler: Yes

Chelsea Handler Being Chelsea Handler, and by Being, I Mean Being Nude

One thing I’ve never understood is when people wear black socks with sandals. Typically said black socks are pulled all the up to the knee, which makes even less sense. I just don’t get why you would wear black socks with sandals. If you are going to wear black socks you should be in a suit, wearing real shoes or be a completely nude Chelsea Handler.  

Once again, Chelsea Handler has decided to display her nude body on Instagram, and honestly, I couldn’t be happier. When I first saw this picture, the only thought that was running through my head was, “You be you, Chelsea Handler. You be you.” It doesn’t matter how many times Instagram and their completely ridiculous terms and conditions try and prevent Chelsea Handler from showing off her naked body—Chelsea Handler will always find a way. This time Chelsea Handler felt the need to snap a completely naked—well, mostly naked, she is wearing black socks—picture of herself to celebrate Reese Witherspoon’s birthday. I have no idea if this is some kind of inside joke between the two of them or if Chelsea Handler is testing out pictures for her new line of greeting cards. Personally, I’m hoping she is coming out with a line of greeting cards.  

Remember, socks aren’t supposed to be seen unless they are on the nude body of Chelsea Handler. If that is case, then wearing tall black socks is fully recommended and encouraged.  

Via Chelsea Handler on Instagram

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