The “X-Men” Movie May Suck, but at Least Jennifer Lawrence and Olivia Munn Will Be Hot

Jennifer Lawrence and Olivia Munn Is Enough Sexiness to Make a Bad Movie Good

It’s looking like once again it will be the summer of blockbusters, and I hope it won’t be as disappointing has it has been over the past couple of years—I’m looking at you Avengers: Age of Ultron and Man of Steel. While no one of us can know if X-Men: Apocalypse will be any good or not, one thing we know for sure is we’ll get to spend two hours staring at Jennifer Lawrence and Olivia Munn, and that is pretty damn awesome.  

Of course, there won’t be any nudity in the new X-Men movie, though with the success of Deadpool and its R rating that might signal a new age of superhero movies with a little more edge to them. Sadly, it won’t come before Jennifer Lawrence will be all painted up blue and Olivia Munn wearing the skimpiest leather outfit ever, but that shouldn’t take away from the enjoyment of seeing both of them together on the big screen. I’m a total nerd, so I’ve been waiting for this movie for awhile, and yes, part of the reason is because of Jennifer Lawrence and Olivia Munn, and the other part is because I think it’s going to be good. And if it’s not good, well, at least I will spent two hours gazing upon the beauty that is Jennifer Lawrence and Olivia Munn being sexy superheroes and supervillians.  

I have no doubt that the porn parody of X-Men: Apocalypse is already in the works (XXX-Men: Apairoflips?), but damn how awesome would it be if Mystique and Psylocke starting making out? The answer is very, very awesome.