March 10, 2016 | Posted in straight by
Every time I see a new trailer for Dark Punchyman vs. Brooding McLazereyes: Morning Brings Crashing—I mean Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice—I can’t help but think what a horrible movie it’s going to be. But then, I see Gal Gadot looking beautiful and all I can do is shake my head because I know I’ll be in the theater just to see her in what is sure to the be punchiest, angriest movie of the year.
If I'm being completely honest with you guys, I really don’t want to see that movie, but damn it, Gal Gadot is so hot. I mean, just look at her underboob. It’s glorious. How can you not spend your hard earned money to see her as Wonder Woman on the big screen? Sure, some of you might be thinking I could just wait until her standalone movie, but I don’t really want to miss any moments of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman. I do hope Gal Gadot will find some other projects as well to show off her amazing underboob or sideboob or (please, please, please) full boob, though.
Maybe I’ll just bring a friend along with me to the movies. That way I can take a nap during all the parts that don’t include Gal Gadot. That sounds like a pretty good idea to me.