March 4, 2016 | Posted in straight by
I’m not saying Elizabeth Banks isn’t hot. She totally is. But I have to admit, I’m still a little upset that she didn’t go nude in Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Come on, you can’t tell me that when you heard “Elizabeth Banks” and “porno” in the same sentence that you didn’t instantly get super excited.
Yeah, yeah, I knew the movie was a comedy and wasn’t really going to have any porno scenes in it, but I was totally hoping for maybe a funny topless Elizabeth Banks scene. Instead, all we got was Seth Rogan’s ass, which is a sight that never seems to go away no matter how hard I try to scrub it from my memory. And while these sexy pictures of Elizabeth Banks are making me feel a little better, especially the no-shirt, no-bra, open-coat cleavage picture. Still, I and many others wish to see more than just cleavage from Elizabeth Banks. She is a straight up hottie, and from all the scenes of her in a bikini or a bra and panties, we know her body is incredible. We all just wish to see how incredibly her naked body is one day.
Hell, Elizabeth Banks is so hot I’m pretty sure there is some Effie Trinket erotic fan-fiction out there on the web somewhere. And I may or may not spend the rest of day trying to find it.