How Can One Hike Next To Katy Perry in a Pink Bikini Top?

March 2, 2016 | Posted in straight by jack-blackbush

Hawaii Is Beautiful and All, But Katy Perry's Cleavage Is One Hell of a Sight

I can’t remember the last time Orlando Bloom had a hit, so I kind of feel good for the guy now that he’s dating Katy Perry. I mean, if I was him, I wouldn’t give a damn about my terrible acting ability and lack of success. 

Now, I do have to say that I can’t imagine how in the world Orlando Bloom went hiking with Katy Perry, because how in the world does one hike backwards? Seriously, if you were hiking—hell if you just sitting—next to Katy Perry in a pink bikini, how could you possibly keep your eyes off her amazing cleavage? Never mind the fact it is apparently cold where they are hiking. (Yes, even in Hawaii, there are places where it can get cold, especially at the tops of the craters.) I know from experience that some of the most beautiful places on the Hawaiian Island can be a little tricky to get to, so if you have Katy Perry’s cleavage in a bikini close by, you might as well find a spot on the beach and just stare at the ocean, then at Katy Perry’s cleavage, then back to the ocean, then back to Katy Perry’s cleavage . . . you get the idea.  

So good for Orlando Bloom. I don’t think he’s had a good movie since he was that elf guy in the movies where they walked a lot and talked about a ring. Yeah, yeah, I know I’m a nerd and should love Lord of the Rings, but I don’t. They aren’t the Katy Perry cleavage of nerd movies.  

For more sexy pics and videos of Katy Perry, head over to Mr. Skin.

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