March 2, 2016 | Posted in straight by
What does Miley Cyrus look for when shopping for the perfect mesh see-through top? Is it the color, the fabric, or the way it makes her boobs look? You know, it’s probably a combination of things. It’s not like she can wear just any mesh crop-top that shows off her boobs—it has to be perfect.
To be fair, this could totally be a mesh crop top that Miley Cyrus already owns and she’s out shopping for something pair with it, but I feel like everything goes with Miley Cyrus’s boobs. I would think that if that was the case, then it would have been a simple trip to the nearest clothing store, a quick scan of the room, and then BAM! Miley would have a whole number of pants, skirts, shorts, overalls, overall shorts, overall jorts, jorts, and jams to go with her mesh crop top. And if you don’t know what jams are, Google that shit. Jams need to make a comeback. Anyway, whether Miley was shopping for a mesh crop top or she already owns this one, I think we can all agree that she looks great in it.
You know, shopping can be a real drag sometimes, especially when it comes to shopping for clothes. But in the case of Miley Cyrus and the mesh crop top, it looks like it was a boob-tastic time.