March 1, 2016 | Posted in straight by
OK, Jessica Simpson, you’ve worn some tight outfits before, but now you HAVE to tell us how you go into this dress. Moreover, you have to tell what sort of magical spell you cast to not have your nip slip out all night long.
Damn. Really, that is putting it lightly when it comes to Jessica Simpson’s cleavage in this tight little black dress. Damn. Really, the only thought that is running through all of our collective heads. Damn. Really, this might be the hottest Jessica Simpson’s cleavage has ever looked and all we can say is: Damn. I can’t even say I’m at a loss for words, because the same word keeps repeating over and over again in my head with each new picture. Damn. Damn. Damn. That is really smoking hot Jessica Simpson cleavage. I really thought when she wore that little see-through number that it could possibly never get any hotter than that, but Jessica Simpson wasn’t done. She had more tight, cleavage-baring dresses for the world to see. Damn. It is one beautiful sight, and honestly, it kind of makes me proud to be an American.
Now, I’m not going to and crank up the Lee Greenwood, but I am going to sit back and stare at some all-american, no. 1 prime, Southern belle cleavage of Jessica Simpson and possibly hum The Star Spangled Banner while I do it.