Does a Topless Joanna Krupa Affect Real Estate Prices?

February 24, 2016 | Posted in straight by jack-blackbush

Surely Seeing Joanna Krupa's Boobs Would Cost More

Real estate is all about location, location, location. It is really what drives the price of homes and what everyone is looking for. I know in Miami, real estate prices can get super high depending on where you want to live. I’m wondering how much it costs to live near Joanna Krupa. Surely the price is higher than normal because living near her means seeing her boobs an awful lot.  

Sure, we can try to pretend that buying a home is all about the features, the kitchens and baths, and it’s location in regards to public transportation, but if you were moving somewhere where you knew you had the chance of seeing Joanna Krupa’s boobs, don’t you think you’d jump at the chance? Sure, the price is probably super duper high and the interest rate alone on that mortgage would killer, but you’d be able to see Joanna Krupa topless all the time. She loves going topless, and we love the fact that she loves going to topless. I think we’d all be willing to do whatever to takes to get near a topless Joanna Krupa. And if you still aren’t sure it would be a good investment, just think of how easy it would be to sell the property.  

Now most if not all of us will probably never be able to afford to live near Joanna Krupa and her topless ways, but thank goodness she loves going topless. It’s almost like being there, but not really. Still, it doesn’t take away any joy in seeing Joanna Krupa’s breasts.  

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