Are Those Your Boobs Charli XCX?

February 24, 2016 | Posted in straight by jack-blackbush

My Vote Is Yes, Those Are Charli XCX's Boobs

Since we are all thinking, I’m just going to go ahead and ask the question: Are those your boobs, Charli XCX? In my opinion, they are 100 percent her boobs, without a doubt, no question at all. Charli XCX has a picture of her breasts on her purse-type-thing she is carrying.  

The only question I do have is what the hell is that thing she’s carrying with a picture of her naked chest on it? It kind of looks like a purse, but it’s super thin—maybe it’s a laptop bag. I don’t really have an answer for that one. But I know that those boobs on the bag are Charli XCX's. I mean, just look at the awesome cleavage she is rocking in this outfit. When she holds up the purse/laptop bag thing, it’s like a perfect match. If we were in court and this bag was used as evidence, the jury would come back saying that Charli XCX is guilty of putting an image of her boobs on a bag. Well, I think guilty is kind of harsh term—the thing her boobs are guilty of is being awesome.  

It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if Charli XCX was looking at her nude breast in a mirror and thought, “You know what? My boobs would look great on a hand bag.” We couldn’t agree with you more, Charli XCX.

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