Jessica Simpson Is Always the Hottest in Cut-Off Shorts

February 17, 2016 | Posted in straight by jack-blackbush

It Is What It Is, And What It Is One Hot Jessica Simpson

While we may not be able to put in it words why, but Jessica Simpson is the hottest when she is daisy dukes. There is something about her, don’t know how to describe it, but she never looks better than when rocking a pair of short shorts.  

Sure, wearing a bright red bikini top to show off her spectacular cleavage will always make Jessica Simpson hot, the fact that is she wearing a bright red bikini top showing off cleavage in short shorts makes her 12 times hotter. That’s just science, people. That’s probably why we all have a hard to finding the best way to tell ourselves (and others) why Jessica Simpson is short shorts is so incredibly beautiful. There is some kind of chemical reaction that happens in our brains that cause Jessica Simpson’s hotness level to rise whenever she is in short shorts and since none of us are brain scientists we can’t fully comprehend it. All we can do is sit back, let that chemical reaction happen, and enjoy the results. And I think I speak for everyone when I say it is one hell of a fun reaction.  

Whatever the reason, what the cause, Jessica Simpson in short shorts is a level of hotness that we may never understand. We can’t tell you what makes it so hot, you just kind of have to experience it for yourself.  

Via Jessica Simpson on Instagram

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