February 17, 2016 | Posted in straight by
To be completely and totally honest, I don’t much care for the Grammy Awards. I don’t want to sound like “that guy,” but most of the music I listen to is from artists that the Grammy Awards haven’t heard of (yeah, I know, I’m that guy right now). I will say I’d love to learn more about the 2016 Pre-Grammy Gala and Salute to Industry Icons, but that might be because of Kat Dennings cleavage.
It’s almost hard to put into words the awesomeness that Kat Dennings’ cleavage. I mean, her body was made for the little black dress and she wears is like no other. And while I won’t admit to watching 2 Broke Girls, I will totally to admit watching many clips from 2 Broke Girls that include Kat Dennings and her cleavage. She has some of the best in the business—she might have some the best cleavage of all time. I know that’s a bold claim to make, and at this point, I don’t know if I have enough evidence to back it up. I would have to spend days and days comparing Kat Dennings's cleavage to that of other celebrities, both past and present. Well, I guess I know what I’m doing this weekend. Better stock up on coffee.
So, to those who love the Grammy Awards, I hope the show is all you want it to be. As for me, I’m fine with just the 2016 Pre-Grammy Gala and Salute to Industry Icons and Kat Dennings cleavage.