February 12, 2016 | Posted in straight by
I’m not into the whole free-range, no meat, pro-vegan diet and lifestyle, mostly because people who are never shut up about how healthy they feel and blah blah blah. I mean, if you really want people to listen to you about being vegan or whatever, then why not just them how awesome Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass looks?
I really don’t know what Gwyneth Paltrow’s true classification is in regards to her diet—she likes to make up her own terms for such things, but her ass looks pretty good. Whatever she is doing, it’s working. And I know Gwyneth Paltrow tends to rub people the wrong way with attitude, her view of life, her acting, and just her general point of view on anything, but you can’t say she doesn’t have a sweet, sweet ass. Yes, she may be a pain in the butt, but it’s no pain to look at her butt.
So, vegans of the world, the next time you want go on and on about how great you feel, how awesome food tastes, and how your shit doesn’t stink, don’t. All you need to do is keep a couple of photo’s of Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass handy to show them the only reason one should be vegan.