The Saying Never Gets Old: "Olivia Wilde Drives Us Wilde"

February 13, 2016 | Posted in straight by jack-blackbush

Why Fight How Olivia Wilde's Cleavage Makes Us Feel?

I know that every time I see Olivia Wilde, all I want to do is make puns about she drives us “Wilde”, but damn it, it’s so true. I know the joke is old and tired, but Olivia Wilde really does drive us “Wilde.”  

Let’s be completely honest with ourselves, we are never going to grow tired of saying “Olivia Wilde drives us Wilde.” We just aren’t, and the sooner we all agree, the sooner we can move on to more important thing. You know if her name was Olivia Crazy, we’d all talk about how she drives us crazy. If her name was Olivia Hot, we’d all say she makes us feel “Hot” under the collar. If her name was Olivia Boner, we’d all talk about how she always gives us boners. Olivia Boner—that’s kind of a great porn star name. I hope someone uses it. Anyway, Olivia Wilde and her incredible beauty will always make us react in a frantic or distracted way, which is the very definition of the word wild. Some might even say Olivia Wilde’s beauty causes excitement, which is another definition of the word wild. There are some other definitions, but they don’t really apply here.  

Look, there is nothing we can do about it. Olivia Wilde’s name is Olivia Wilde and her good looks are going to drive us Wilde. That’s just the way the world works.  

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