Ted Cruz Pulls Campaign Ad That Featured a Softcore Star

February 12, 2016 | Posted in straight by jack-blackbush

That's Not Very Christian, Or Canadian, Of You Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz, the only presidential candidate that all of America wants to punch in the face, released a new ad, but quickly had to take it down because it had a former soft-core porn star, Amy Lindsay, in it.

Yes, it would seem the Canadian-born, Christian conservative, Rafael Edward Cruz (better known as “Ted”) didn’t think it would be a good idea to have the star of such classics as Confessions of a Lap Dancer and Timegate: Tales of the Saddle Tramps featured in one of his ads. Catherine Frazier, the Cruz press secretary said:  

“The actress responded to an open casting call. She passed her audition and got the job. Unfortunately, she was not vetted by the casting company. Had the campaign known of her full filmography, we obviously would not have let her appear in the ad.”  

Yeah, oops. I mean, I can totally see why Ted Cruz wouldn’t want a porn star in one of television ads. He’s a Christian and he lives by Christian value, especially the one about if you’ve sinned once, you’re out of the club… I think that’s what it says in the bible.  

Hey, instead of looking at Ted Cruz and his blob fish face, let’s all watch a clip of Amy Lindsay and some friends in Bikini Airways.  

For more nude pics and videos of Amy Lindsay, head over to Mr. Skin.

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