February 9, 2016 | Posted in straight by
For years now, high-speed rail and other more efficient trains never seem to gain any traction. If you ask me, the proponents for those haven’t found the right way to market their idea yet. I bet if they used Selena Gomez being sexy on a train, we’d start building tracks right away.
After seeing Selena Gomez wearing only a lacy bra and short shorts in a train car, I have to admit that I started to look over Amtrak schedules. I have no idea where I would go—I might just try to ride the rails for a while in the hopes of finding Selena Gomez wearing stockings. Yeah, yeah, I know the odds are incredibly slim and that train she was modeling on probably isn’t even service, but for Selena Gomez, I’ll take the smallest chance. Come on, you can’t tell me you wouldn't buy a bunch of train tickets if it meant you might sneak a peek at Selena Gomez in a nightgown. Besides, I think train tickets are super cheap.
To those who really want a high-speed rail, forget trying to convince people how much cheaper it would be to travel, how it would benefit the environment, or how some other advanced countries have high-speed rails—if you want to change some minds, just use Selena Gomez’s cleavage.