Pamela Anderson Gets Sci-Fi Sexy

Who Wouldn't Link Up to Pamela Anderson?

As we all search for meaning and connections in the world, many think that one day we’ll be connected via the Internet all the time. While that may be a terrifying event, if it means I can be connected to Pamela Anderson, sign me up and plug me in.

In this short film Connected (posted on YouTube) Pamela Anderson is searching for perfection, which some might find odd because she’s pretty damn perfect. The filmmaker behind this short film (Luke Gifford) describes the film as:

"[It's] a portrait of a woman grappling with aging, self-perception, and transformation in a technologically optimized world. Jackie (Pamela Anderson) is a burnt-out AuraCycle instructor in the midst of a midlife crisis. She's obsessed with self-improvement podcasts (voiced by Jane Fonda), and she is soon drawn to an advanced yet enigmatic wellness spa that promises to enhance her mind, body, and soul. Guided by her effortless and nubile mentor, Luna (Dree Hemingway), Jackie will give up anything to feel “connected"—to herself, to the future, and to a precarious sense of perfection."

Hey, if sci-fi movies about connection aren’t your thing, that’s totally cool. I think seeing Pamela Anderson’s cleavage or Pamela Anderson checking out her rear end in some white see-through panties or even Dree Hemingway rocking some pokies will keep you entertained. Hell, that might make you watch it a second time.