Who Wouldn't Want A Life-Sized Statue of Charlotte McKinney Holding Her Boob?

February 8, 2016 | Posted in straight by jack-blackbush

Charlotte McKinney Is the Closest Thing to a Greek Goddess We Have

I’ve never really understood the point of lawn art, mostly when people put up life-sized statues or peeing angel fountains for all the world to see. But you know, while I might think they are tacky, others might call them works of art. If I could get a life-sized statue of a topless Charlotte McKinney holding her boob, I would totally put it in my front yard.  

I have said it before and I don’t mind saying it again, but Charlotte McKinney is probably the closest thing we have to a Greek Goddess. There should be paintings of her hanging in art galleries, murals of her on the walls of buildings, and statues of her likeness everywhere. No one would find her body tacky, no matter what form it was in. Charlotte McKinney’s body is a true work of art so if a statue of her was made, then by all means, keep it on the lawn. Though I feel the need to be honest—I don’t really want to see an angel version of Charlotte McKinney peeing into a fountain. (I think the angels who pee in fountains are always male.)  

So, if there are any lawn art statue makers out there, now is your chance to make something that everyone will want on their lawns. Just make sure to get Charlotte McKinney’s boobs perfect.  

Via Charlotte McKinney on Instagram

For more sexy pics and videos of Charlotte McKinney, head over to Mr. Skin.

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