Five Thoughts About the Iowa Caucuses, by Mary Carey

Mary Carey Says Get Out and Vote!

AVN Hall of Famer Mary Carey is super informed on the American political landscape, and she would have made a damn fine governor of the state of California if the voters there had elected her. Anyway, this is a super important presidential election—there may be as many as three Supreme Court appointments for the next president to make—so I checked in with Carey to get her views on what happened with the Iowa caucuses.

"This was the biggest turnout ever for any Iowa Caucus. I think voting is something that we in America are so lucky to be able to do, and so few people take advantage of the opportunity to be heard."

"Marco Rubio came from behind, just like I do! No, but on a serious note, I have loved him since I heard him speak for Romney years ago and he was not projected to do as well as he did. When he first announced running, he was down in about tenth place, and to come in third was great for him."

"Marco Rubio . . . again. I loved his speech, much better than any other candidate. He inspired us as Americans. He also brought his wife, a former Dolphins cheerleader onstage with his family, and she was hot and his family was beautiful. When I saw him holding his sons up at the end he made me laugh."

"Ted Cruz reminded me even more why he is not one of my top five candidates that I like. I found his speech to be phony and fake. I was not happy he placed No. 1 and he seems like he would be very boring in bed."

"I love that Bernie has such a strong pull with voters under 29 and was able to bring so many first-time voters out. He was the Democratic winner, in my opinion. Even though it was announced that Hillary won, I think it was really Bernie."

"Overall, Donald Trump has made this election one of the most fascinating in American history and I can't wait to keep watching it unfold."

Be sure to say hello to Carey on Twitter and listen to her Vivid Radio show online or on Sirius channel number 791.