Nana Gouvêa Has a Wonderful Rump

One Would Think If You Love Big Butts, You'd Live Where Nana Gouvêa Lives

I have often found myself wondering why Sir Mix-A-Lot doesn’t live in Brazil. One would think that his undying love for big butts would lead him to Brazil where big butts, like the one on Nana Gouvêa, are everywhere.  

Now, I’m not trying to say that women from the good ol’ U-S-of-A don’t have anacondas in the back of their Hondas, but Nana Gouvêa has one hell of a rear end. I mean, when I think of the ladies with the best and biggest and most wonderful asses, I think about the beautiful women of Brazil. Though, I have a feeling now that whenever I think of beautiful, round rears, my mind is isn’t going to stray to thoughts of Nana Gouvêa in a thong bikini having a little swim. And yes, it’s kind of hard to picture someone named “Nana” being incredibly hot and sexy, since many of us here in the states use “Nana” to describe our grandmothers. Then again, some of you might have some sexy grandmothers (if that’s your thing, more power to you).  

Still, you have to wonder why Sir Mix-A-Lot and those other brothers who can’t deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung haven’t gone to live in the place where the chances of seeing Nana Gouvêa in a thong bikini are pretty high.