Kara Del Toro in a See-Through Dress Gives Us a Reason to See Nicholas Sparks Movies

Kara Del Toro's Boobs Are the Best Part of Any Nicholas Sparks Movie, and They Aren't Even in the Movie

Let me start off by saying I really can’t stand Nicholas Sparks. I find his books to be steaming piles of trite crap and his movies to even bigger piles of trite crap. While he may be a nice a person in real life, my god, he just writes the most boring, unbelievable bullshit. But if Nicholas Sparks movies mean we get to see Kara Del Toro’s boobs through a see-through dress, then we should make more Nicholas Sparks movies.  

I don’t know if you’ve ever attempted to slog through a Nicholas Sparks book or movie, but you can have the same experience if you just by two cardboard cutouts of people and recited cliché lines back and forth for two hours. I seriously don’t know how he still has a career and how he gets incredibly beautiful women like Kara Del Toro to walk the red carpets for his films. I’m not going to see his new movie because the best part is right here. Damn, Kara Del Toro, you know how to wear a see-through dress. I would have totally been fine with some Kara Del Toro cleavage, but going the extra mile and wearing something that doesn’t really cover up your awesome boobs, well, that brings some happy tears of joy to my eyes.  

You know, what would make Nicholas Sparks movies worth seeing just hit me: Kara Del Toro’s boobs. If he can just figure out a way to have Kara Del Toro topless in his latest small-town-girl-falls-in-love-with-wrong-side-of-the-tracks-boy-but-they-aren’t-together-due-to-some-kind-of-tragedy-that-has-nothing-to-do-with-the-plot story, then the film would be worth it.