Did Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Top Shrink in the Dryer?

Maybe She Bought the Wrong Size

As much as I hate being the barer of bad news, I feel like someone should tell Courtney Stodden that her bikini top appears to have shrunk in the dryer. She should really be more careful when does laundry. Her boobs are pretty big, so if that bikini top gets any smaller, they are likely to pop right out.  

Well, I guess that Courtney Stodden might have accidentally purchased the wrong size bikini top, because it's not really covering up much. I mean, we’ve got some Courtney Stodden cleavage going on, some Courtney Stodden sideboob, and we are pretty close to a Courtney Stodden nip slip. Look, I know Courtney Stodden is busy and important and might not have a had time to try on the bikini top before she bought it, but she could have tried it on when she got home. You know what, I bet she got home with her small bikini top and saw on the weather channel that a storm was moving in so she had to rush out to beach with her barely there bikini top. It all makes sense now. Hey, when you plan a day at the beach, you have to get down there before it rains.  

Though, I guess it is a possibility that Courtney Stodden actually isn’t wearing a bikini that shrunk in the dryer or is too small for her—she might actually be wearing a bikini that is meant to show off her incredible boobs. You know what, now that I think about it, it totally makes sense. Never mind, Courtney Stodden, your bikini is just fine. Just fine indeed.  

Via Courtney Stodden on Instagram

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