Top Ten Sexy Shows Coming on the Winter TV Schedule

Television is coming back from its winter break, and I am friggin' thankful for that. I mean, I have enjoyed hacking a dent into my Netflix queue because I am doing the "Doug Loves Movies" movie challenge, which means that I have committed myself to watch 366 movies this year. (I just watched movie number 34 last night which means I am a little ahead of the game. Anyway, there is a crap ton of great television on its way back, and these are ten shows where you will definitely find sexy doings by sexy ladies and gents.

11.22.1963

This ten part mini-series debits on Hulu on February 15, and it is some awesome-looking time travel stuff co-produced and directed by J.J. Abrams and Stephen King. I love the look of women in all of that early 1960's lingerie and finery, and with James Franco starring as a high school English teacher who travels back in time to try to save President John F. Kennedy from being assassinated, there will be some sexy stuff going on—he seems to revel in that in his onscreen work and he has zero problems with nudity.

Angie Tribeca

This TBS comedy starring Rashida Jones in the title role is not one to shy away from dirty, sexy jokes and teasing nudity. There is also reportedly a scene where Jones dresses an adult "baby" in a diaper so if that is your thing, this comedy created by Steve Carrell and his wife will totally sate you. The show debuted on the 17th of this month but it should be pretty easy to DVR the two episodes that you have missed.

Broad City

This bawdy comedy is fucking hilarious and dirty and it stars BFFs Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson. In interviews, they say that the show will go a bit serious this season and presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will be making a cameo sometime. I deeply enjoy the way these two emulate my own friendships with women—there's pot smoking, sex talk, and open crushes on each other. The comedy is back on Comedy Central on February 17.

Girls

Girls starring Lena Dunham, Allison Williams, Jemima Kirke, and Zosia Mamet is back in action on HBO on February 21. This is the beginning of the end of the series, now in its fifth season, so the sexy action might just go for broke. The "Girls" are leaving this series and leaving their 20s, so take a minute to enjoy their changes. Dunham being Dunham means that the ending of this series will be unforgettable.

Mad Dogs

This brand new series on Amazon is just fine getting bikini babes naked in Belize in this lusty, emotionally charged thriller starring one of my favorite actors, Romany Malco. What starts as a party in a glamorous mansion turns into a dramatic nightmare where all kinds of things about the lead characters get revealed. It's a great series to binge on.

Vinyl

This HBO dramatic series debuts on Valentine's Day (February 14th) next month and it promises to be about sex, drugs, and rock and roll. It is co-produced by Mick Jagger, and he definitely has the street cred to back up that assertion. Olivia Wilde stars as a newly clean and sober big wig record company executive"s wife and Juno Temple as an ambitious A & R executive trying to up her presence in the music business. This show could be fucking great and sexy stuff.

The Walking Dead

This emotional intense zombie apocalypse drama is also back on Valentine's Day, and it looks to be one of the hardest seasons on the survivors to date, given the emergence of the comic's biggest villain: Negan. We have been crushed out on series regular Lauren Cohan forever, and this show might up the nudity on her character given the events that might take place during this season, if the comic's fate for some of the characters comes to fruition.

War & Peace

This BBC adaption of the Leo Tolstoy book is now being simulcast on A&E, Lifetime, and the History Channel, and you should have no trouble watching the first episode online or DVRing it. It is already filled with nudity and sexy stuff, so get turned on by this bodice-clenching classic! It's very high-brow so you can totally pass yourself off as watching this one, you know, for educational purposes.

The X-Files

This sci-fi juggernaut is back on the air and the first episode is easily available on Fox's website if you missed its comeback. Gillian Anderson's character is no longer in a relationship with FBI partner David Duchovny, so there are plenty of chances for gorgeous Anderson to date around when she is not saving the world from aliens/the supernatural.

You, Me & The Apocalpyse

It's the end of the world as Jenna Fischer and Megan Mulally know it and they feel fiiiiiine. Fischer and Mulally play two women who escape from a women's prison to be free once more during the end of times in this NBC comedy that just debuted on January 28. (The full episode is on NBC's website.) The end of times gets hella sexy with people scratching their sexual itches and items off of their bucket lists and Rob Lowe stars as a chain smoking, hard drinking priest with a crush on a nun.