Time For "Who's The Hottest?!" 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Edition!

February 1, 2016 | Posted in straight by jack-blackbush

Forget Awards for Acting, How About Awards for Hotness!

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, the award season is in full swing, and it's time for another round of "Who's the Hottest?". For this edition, we will be looking at the red carpet for the 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards. As usual, the contestants will be judged on hotness, sexiness, and overall wow factor. Enough of my rambling—let's see who will be crowned the winner!

There's lots of Oscar talk for Brie Larson, but will her single boob be enough to winner her the "Who's The Hottest?", which is much cooler than an Oscar?

Whether it's acting or looking sexy, Rachel McAdams never disappoints. While I think we would all love a little more cleavage and/or a little more see-through action, Rachel McAdams is still pretty hot.

It looks like Eva Longoria is going all Jennifer Lopez showing off some pretty awesome cleavage and almost giving us a peek at her rear end. Is this double dipping or double awesome?

We all know how much I love a funny woman and especially when that funny woman is as sexy as Sarah Silverman. She looks absolutely stunning in this cleavage-baring dress.

You can't talk about cleavage without talking about Sofia Vergara. Her dress might be pretty simple, but there is nothing simple about how awesome her cleavage is.

Kate Mara. Damn. What else there to say other than stop using a body double, Kate Mara?

What's better that Ariel Winter's cleavage? Ariel Winter's side boob! Ariel Winter won't leave you out in the cold.


Wow, this is going to be a tough one. You know, after seeing Brie Larson I, thought it would be easy, but Ariel Winter went all cleavage and side boob, then there's Sofia Vergara . . . but a decision must be made. They don't pay me to just ramble on about beautiful women. So, the winner of "Who's the Hottest?" 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Edition is . . . Kate Mara! Let's give Kate Mara a round of applause in the hopes this victory will convince her to no longer use someone else as a stand-in for her great body.

As usual, if you disagree or think I left someone out, let me know. And here's a little bonus: Kate Winselt touching Susan Sarandon's boob.


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