January 29, 2016 | Posted in straight by
There are many great questions of our time: Is it better be loved or feared? What came first, the chicken or the egg? Are all sandwiches better toasted? And now, we now must wonder: Are we looking at Chloe Moretz’s nipples or Chloe Moretz’s pasties?
Frankly, I have no idea where I stand on this important issue. I can kind of see both sides of the argument, or maybe I should say I can kind of see Chloe Moretz's nipples and I can kind of see Chloe Mortez's pasties. I think the only thing we can say for sure is that Chloe Moretz is not wearing a bra. Unless the fashion world has made some kind of pasty-shaped nipple bra, then Chloe Moretz definitely left her over-the-shoulder boulder holder at home. Man, I know I’m going to be spending hours and hours looking over these pictures trying to figure out the answer. Maybe I should just enjoy the fact that Chloe Moretz is showing off some pretty nice cleavage and just be happy with that. But, damn it, I fear this question will keep me up all night if I don’t come to a conclusion.
In the long run, whether Chloe Moretz is showing off her nips or just wearing some flesh-colored pasties, all we can hope for is that this all part of plan to get us ready for a nude debut. I’d like to think it’s coming sooner rather than later, but that’s another debate for another day.