January 28, 2016 | Posted in straight by
Did you know that Eva Amurri Martino has a tattoo of a humming bird? Yeah, I didn’t either. But I did know that Eva Amurri Martino’s workouts are really working, because she has one hell of a body.
Eva Amurri Martino has one of the best pairs of breasts that any of us have ever seen. Yeah, I know that this picture really doesn’t show off her breasts, but whenever I see Eva Amurri Martino, I can’t help but think of how her breasts kept me watching Californication for another season. There are some nights when my mind strays to all the beautiful boobs in the world and Eva Amurri Martino is always close to the top. Ha, close to the top. Get it? Eva Amurri Martino has great boobs and they are on top and she’s close to the top of the list of great boobs . . . oh, you’ll get it later. While I’m all about Eva Amurri Martino’s boobs, that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the whole package. Her body is pretty smoking, so if wearing some tight workout clothes, squatting, and holding some weights makes her body great, then keep it up, Eva Amurri Martino.
So if you are struggling to make it to the gym, let Eva Amurri Martino inspire you. Not inspire you to go to the gym, but inspire you to stay home and look at pictures of Eva Amurri Martino in workout clothes (or her boobs).