The Song Is the Funniest and Saddest Song Ever

These Texts Aren't Smooth Until Put to This Beat

Some of us have the ability to turn on our future sexual partners with nothing more than their words, while the vast majority of us are pretty bad at dirty talk. Some are so bad, in fact, that their texts have to be put to music and made into an awesome song.  

Texts From A Beta [explicit] is by far one of the funniest and best songs I have heard in a very, very long time. The best part of this song is that the lyrics are actual texts someone received from frat guys. I don’t know if it’s the singer or someone else; all I know is this song is fantastic. Now, I will not pretend to have any ability to talk my way into anyone pants, but I can safely say have never even thought to use the phrase: “If I flew the coop every time a chick begged me to walk over and pound her in the ass instead of doing my homework, I'd fail out of school.” Damn, talk about the balls (pun intended) on someone who thinks that is a great way to get someone all hot and bothered.  

I’m going to keep my eye out in the hopes GDI Productions will put up more songs like this. Though I do feel kind of bad for the person or persons have to actually read these texts on their phone.

Via GDI Productions