January 27, 2016 | Posted in straight by
I would never call a chance to see Jennifer Lopez’s incredible ass a malfunction. Oh no, if her outfit splits open in the back, there is some higher power at work because Jennifer Lopez’s must be seen.
Ever since that infamous Super Bowl halftime show when the world gazed upon Janet Jackson’s nipple for all of half a second, the term “wardrobe malfunction” has become part of the American lexicon. But did anyone ever stop and consider that these “malfunctions” where actually wardrobe destinies? Sure, we don’t know if we are actually seeing Jennifer Lopez’s ass or Jennifer Lopez’s undies or possibly some kind of dancer's tights or something, but that doesn’t change the fact that the rip seen around the world isn’t a malfunction. Yes, some will say that it could simply be that Jennifer Lopez was wearing an outfit that was too tight and when she bent over to take a bow her rear end decided to take part in the curtain call, but come on . . . you really think this was a case of clothing being too tight? If you believe that, I have a bridge I want to sell you.
Jennifer Lopez has one amazing ass—probably one of the most amazing asses the world has ever seen. An ass that powerful, the world has to see, one could say it is our destiny to see Jennifer Lopez’s ass.
Via TMZ on YouTube