January 22, 2016 | Posted in straight by
OK, so I’m not going to beat around the bush. I’m just going to come out and say what we’ve all been thinking: Jennifer Lopez needs to go topless again. There, I said it, it’s out there, and I’m not going to take it back.
You know you’ve been thinking the same thing. I mean, just look at how amazing Jennifer Lopez’s cleavage right now. It’s pretty damn amazing, right? Think of all the times you’ve seen Jennifer Lopez’s cleavage or you’ve gotten the chance to see Jennifer Lopez in sexy lingerie, or hell, even seen Jennifer Lopez in normal everyday clothes and thought, “Damn, it’s been forever since seen we’ve seen Jennifer Lopez topless!” Yes, it has been a long time (too long)—it’s been almost 20 years since we’ve last laid eyes on Jennifer Lopez’s boobs. It was the year 1997 and grunge rock was all the rage, we all feared Y2K, and Jennifer Lopez went topless in the film U Turn. While 1997 was a fun year for all, it seems so long ago and Jennifer Lopez hasn’t lost a bit of sexiness. We need to see Jennifer Lopez topless again, and sooner rather than later.
Since no one of us have any control of whether or not Jennifer Lopez goes topless, all we can do is wait. Luckily, while we wait we have Jennifer Lopez’s cleavage to help us get by.