Who’s Ready for Some Netflix Nudity?!

Fill Your Weekends With Some Streaming Nudity

Mark your calendars and clear your weekends, because Netflix has announced the premiere dates for most of their original series. It’s time to grab a Big Gulp, as many snacks as you can, and plant yourself on your sofa for a compelling, side-splitting comedy, a heart-pounding action series, and most likely some awesome nudity.  

Starting March 4, House of Cards season four will get us started. This show has had some great nudity (and yes, I know some people are still upset that Kate Mara had a body double, I get it) and with Neve Campbell joining the cast, I’m hoping for some topless Neve Campbell.  

Next up is the smash, action superhero show Daredevil comes out on March 18. They show is pretty dark, and while we got a couple sexy shots of Deborah Ann Woll, there wasn’t much in the way of nudity. Maybe the gloves and the tops will comes off in season two.  

April 15 will bring back everyone’s favorite former cult member, Kimmy Schmidt, in season two of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Odds are we won’t get any nudity in this show, but maybe we’ll get Ellie Kemper in a bra or bikini. I mean, Kimmy has never been to the beach. And I bet Jane Krakowski will wear something skimpy again.   

Without a doubt, season four of Orange is the New Black (set for June 17) will have plenty of awesome nudity. I think we all have a favorite nude scene from the show (mine is any scene with Ruby Rose), I’m sure we’ll see some familiar boobs, but probably some new boobs as well.  

Netflix will also be releasing a couple new shows. Flaked (starring Will Arnett) means we might get to see Kirstie Alley topless in a hot tub. The Ranch, which co-stars That 70s Show Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson playing brothers leads me to believe there will be nudity of some kind. A new sci-fi thriller with Winona Ryder, called Stranger Things, might bring us some sci-fi boobs. And my vote for most likely to have nudity is The Get Down. It’s hard to think a show set in NYC in the 1970s wouldn’t have any nudity.  

I’ve already got my calendars marked and snacks picked out. It’s going to be a fun couple of weekends coming up.