January 19, 2016 | Posted in straight by
Growing up near a pond, I always wanted to go swimming on a warm summer day and as I got older I always had the urge to take a date late one night to skinny dip, but sadly the pond I grew up near was really just run off and not really worth swimming in. But thanks to Vanessa White and her topless pond photo I can feel like this childhood dream of mine has finally come true.
While I feel the need to point out that the water is probably a little cold, still I can’t help but be swept away by the sight of Vanessa White topless in the water. Even if the water near my childhood home wasn't clean enough to swim in there is no way that I would have been able to get a woman as hot as Vanessa White to go skinny dipping with me. Though if I had managed to convince someone as hot as Vanessa White to go skinny dipping with me, camera phones and digital photos weren’t invented yet so I wouldn’t have been able to capture the memory. But looking back, I’m okay with never fulfilling this dream because if I did I don’t think this topless Vanessa White photo would be so awesome. Oh, who am I kidding? Vanessa White topless is always awesome.
I do think everyone should strip down to their birthday suit and jump into a warm body of water. None of us will probably ever get to do so with Vanessa White, but thanks to this picture, we can feel like we have.