January 18, 2016 | Posted in straight by
The holiday season is long over, and yet I still see people with trees in their windows, lights hanging all over the place, and some people even have their inflatable snowmen still going. Come on, people, the holidays are over, it’s time to put all that junk away until next year. There is no reason to have any sort of holiday decorations out . . . unless you are Bai Ling and you want to use an ornament as pants.
Now, I would like to point out that Bai Ling is not wearing a series of globe ornaments fastened together to make some kind of functioning pair of pants or shorts—she is literally walking around not wearing pants and just holding a red shiny globe in front of her crotch. Only Bai Ling could pull off this look and that fact is probably the reason we love her the most. I have to say, I really want a pantless Bai Ling with a globe ornament rocking some pokies and some really kick ass boots hanging on my tree next year. Someone needs to make this into an ornament, because it is really putting me in the mood to celebrate, and frankly, I don’t want to have Christmas if doesn’t include Bai Ling in all her holiday spirit.
I get that some people love the holidays and never want them to end, but time marches on. But I will say Bai Ling makes argument for never letting the holidays truly ever end.