Only Candice Swanepoel in a Thong Bikini Can Gaze Off into the Distance

January 8, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity by jack-blackbush

When Candice Swanepoel Is in a Thong Bikini, We Know Where to Look

I know for some people, looking at other people’s vacation photos is kind of annoying. As for me, I kind of like it. But there is one particular photo that everyone seems to take that kind of bugs me: the person from the back staring out at some beautiful landscape. The only time you can take this picture is when Candice Swanepoel is wearing a thong bikini.  

I just don’t get what the hell you want me to look it in those pictures. Am I supposed to be looking at the beautiful landscape? Am I supposed to be looking at you looking at some beautiful landscape? Are you just a big fan of your own back? At least when Candice Swanepoel is in a thong bikini staring off at some beautiful landscape, I know exactly what I’m supposed to look: at Candice Swanepoel’s beautiful ass, then at the beautiful landscape, then back at Candice Swanepoel’s beautiful ass. Look, I get that traveling with Candice Swanepoel and a thong bikini is probably really tricky for most people (who aren’t Candice Swanepoel) so it would probably be best if everyone stopped taking that photo . . . except for Candice Swanepoel in a thong bikini. She can take a hundred of those photos if she wants, and I think we all really hope she wants to.  

Vacation photos are great. It makes me feel like I was part of the experience. But come on, no one wants to see you a picture of you looking at something from the back. Only Candice Swanepoel and her ass can make that picture work.  

Via Candice Swanepoel on Instagram

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