January 7, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity by
Of all the various theories now circulating the web about the true identity of Daisy Ridley’s character Rey from Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, the one theory we can all agree on is the fact that Daisy Ridley’s character Rey is hot because Daisy Ridley is hot.
Now, many of you might be waiting for me to make a bunch of Star Wars puns like “Daisy Ridley awakens the force in my pants” or “Daisy Ridley is turning on my light saber” or “Daisy Ridley can blow up my Starkiller Base any time she wants” or any other nerd-based pun jokes you can think of, but I’m not going to do that. Daisy Ridley is the person and Rey is her character. They are two separate beings who both happen to be incredibly hot. Even rocking a one-piece bathing suit, Daisy Ridley is managing to flash a little cleavage, and that’s a pretty powerful force. I know every single nerd out there is really hoping that Daisy Ridley will end up in a similar costume to the one Princess Leia wore in Return of the Jedi, but it probably won’t happen in the films. Maybe it’ll happen in a photo spread for some magazine, but in the movies, I don’t think so.
I have my own theories about who Rey is in the Star Wars universe, and I’m willing to debate each point and even have my opinion changed. But one thing I will not argue about is whether or not Daisy Ridley is hot. That’s not a theory—that’s just a fact.